Kissa

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day

posted 1 hour ago via takeshii · originally flapwagon
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flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.



this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 


twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

posted 1 day ago via blvrk · originally twerkingdead
447,735 notes

shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 

shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 


"I am jealous of everybody who is with you when I’m not with you."
— (via im-simply-me)

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

posted 3 days ago via takeshii · originally missespeon
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waywardbard:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.

waywardbard:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.

posted 3 days ago via bc-ed · originally ForGIFs.com
28,672 notes

"what doesn’t kill you gives you EXP."

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

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unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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posted 4 days ago via blvrk · originally unmarvel
87,319 notes

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

posted 4 days ago via blvrk · originally narcotic
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posted 1 week ago via sherleck · originally peterquill
106,199 notes

supercalifraginatural:

I’m watching a film that’s set in olden times and this girl just sprained her ankle and the boy is like trying to get a better looka t it and I’m pissing myself laughing because he had to hitch up the skirt

and the underskirt

and her ridiculously long vest thing

and then undo her boot which has like a thousand laces

then slowly peel the shoe off

then take off the sock

and then the ankle was revealed and the sexual tension music started playing

and just thought that if that was me I would break the ankle myself the amount of work he had to go through jfc