long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day
I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
*looks in a mirror* you again
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
Can’t keep meowt. [video]
Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door? They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?! This cat is hardcore.
my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.
waking up with your period
How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
I’m watching a film that’s set in olden times and this girl just sprained her ankle and the boy is like trying to get a better looka t it and I’m pissing myself laughing because he had to hitch up the skirt
and the underskirt
and her ridiculously long vest thing
and then undo her boot which has like a thousand laces
then slowly peel the shoe off
then take off the sock
and then the ankle was revealed and the sexual tension music started playing
and just thought that if that was me I would break the ankle myself the amount of work he had to go through jfc